Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
New Outtakes of Emma Watson, Ezra Miller and Logan Lerman for Nylon

From @MortalMovie: “Shadowhunters, change your calendars. The battle will now begin August 21st. #TMImovie”

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it